Lie.

lie your head off

I mean it.

Lie like there’s no tomorrow.

Wanna know why?

Because no one really cares (or asks about) your background, your education, your credentials, your blood type, dating status (unless they’re family of course!) the color or make of your car, brand of your shoes, if you get a Brasilian wax (if the other party’s over 55, they can’t see the hairs anyway!)

So lie away.

You CAN DO whatever they ask of you.

Are you REALLY GOOD AT IT? one potential client projected.

"SURE!! Of course, not only can I do that...I’m the EXPERT," I reply.

Then I race to the library and do my research on the very thing she needed.

And I became the EXPERT in the field.

Did a damn good job.

She was happy, and I ecstatic!!

Welcome to my world!

And YOURS, if you choose to accept this challenge.

It’s a BIG world out there.

People are in need, wanting the answer, the quickie fix, feel good, instantaneous result, miracle pill for a better life.

As promised

By BIG BROTHER (or whomever is out there, keeping score.)

Dig deep, be brave, lie like hell, and mean it.

For you deserve to take big chances, bigger risks, and reap!

Let me know how it goes (but don’t LIE TO ME about it.)