Here is how the response to my request for a rental showing started:
"Thanks for your email, I personally own the house, we want our property to be well taken good care, and there are some Precaution in which i do give out to tenant willing to rent my house which brings about safety of a home, so please don't be offended. But if you are still capable of renting my house the precaution goes this way..”
and here is how the lengthy and peculiarly insane email ended:
"I hope to read from you with more information.Thanks for the time and energy writing me, My regards to your family.
For more inquiries, Here is my cell phone number, call or Text me ASAP (917) 342-2172
Best Regards.
Dr, Donald S Palmer”
Now, I ask you, would you rent from this individual?
Hm.
Onward!