What the hell am I saving THIS for?

I had no clue what she was holding up to the light.

Is it a kid's spaceship toy? A lamp? A lunch box insert? A widget for the kitchen? Bathroom bobble? Part of a backyard ensemble?

Does it light up?

Attach to something else?

Stand up on it's own fruition?

Require an outlet?

or D batteries?

Does it come with a secret code or owner's manual?

Who the hell knows.

She looks at the thing from all angles and determines it can go in the Take Away Pile.

Whew, there goes another 15 minutes!

Onward.